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It’s #SOCKTOBER! I’m joining #KidPresident and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless!  http://thndr.it/ZpVv61

It’s #SOCKTOBER! I’m joining #KidPresident and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless! http://thndr.it/ZpVv61

Thanks, Dave. #RIPGnomeElbow

Thanks, Dave. #RIPGnomeElbow

Ready for a long day. Thankful that #SurgeIsBack!

Ready for a long day. Thankful that #SurgeIsBack!

I think I’m going to stay off Tumblr for a little while…

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

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mariners:

There’s no sweeter swing.

I want to see a side-by-side of this swing and a Griffey HR swing.

mariners:

There’s no sweeter swing.

I want to see a side-by-side of this swing and a Griffey HR swing.

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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iguanamouth:

oh

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retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

Look at all this chicken!

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kyrieanne:

culby:

Katie Nolan, your (and my) new hero.

I love everything about this. 

You may have no interest in sports, but this is absolutely worth watching. 

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murperson:

Sorry im late

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edwardspoonhands:

I’ve recently become fascinated by why tuition costs have risen so much in the last 30 years. I mean…it’s insane, and it doesn’t result in a better education. It turns out, for the most part, that it’s marketing. Universities spending money so that they look better than other universities so they get more and better students so that they can make more money (largely via student loans.)

Student loans mean well, and they’re vital. But the education industry has been economically incentivized by their easy access to raise prices and get more students paying more. Schools that don’t spend lots of money on luxury dorms and top notch sports programs don’t grow…kids don’t go to them because, effectively, it’s the same price for 18 year olds because the loans are available.

We should start a university that costs $3000 per year, but you have to sleep on a cot with six other people in the room. Like Hogwarts.

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