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theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

Fun Fact: Pitbull used to have Nationwide Insurance, but that wasn’t good enough for him.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

(via white-chocolate-jimmy)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

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theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

The Black Eyed Peas have been quiet for too long; they’re probably planning something dastardly.

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(via michael-danger)

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littlecatlady:

hemingwaysforeskin:

I just thrifted the coolest t shirt @scabbiedoyle

I NEED TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF THIS SHIRT

littlecatlady:

hemingwaysforeskin:

I just thrifted the coolest t shirt @scabbiedoyle

I NEED TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF THIS SHIRT

(via michael-danger)

cockenblog:

My problem with eating healthy is that it’s too much about the distant future. I only ever want to look better naked in the next 10 mins.

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via darcykuemps)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via ihatethenashvillepredators)

fifaworldwar:

The Seattle Sounders signed 18-year old Xander Bailey to a professional contract, who also started against Premier League side Tottenham Hotspurs. Bailey has cystic fibrosis, but trained with the team prior to the match, kicked off the match alongside his hero, USA captain Clint Dempsey, and recorded a shot on goal for the Sounders behind an incredible crowd.

This is what football is about.

(via bamboolesspanda)

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So who else thinks “Weird Al” Yankovic should write a Broadway musical?